reallyreallyreallytrying:

well i hear what you’re saying but we didn’t ALL make “a lot of progress today”. personally, i was thinking about baby mice the whole time

ohtaxedoe:

asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

zayum she goes from lame white boi in a sequin shawl to 11/10 hottie with shades in .002564 seconds

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arijandro:

yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit

ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are

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crimewave420:

like next time you see one of these blogs just think to yourself “do I really want to take the time to try arguing with a grown ass man pretending to be a teenage girl who thinks she’s a squirrel”

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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coolboyclub:

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

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